Never knowing when it’s time to let go or strangle the bitch

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)

(Source: katamarang)

hedoesntlikeprettygirls:

'FORBIDDEN FRUIT' 

This is the first shoot of the photo series.  I’m still in the process of deciding on other fruit options and trying to figure out how to open that coconut.

Help: I think I’m supposed to grow up soon

*in a thick Italian accent* We serve cookies at five

The Lizzie McGuire Movie